(via pizzzatime)

All i want is a place where i can scream at the top of my lungs.

I’ve found that wikipedia is far more addictive than porn. Hopefully it’s a healthier addiction

get to know me

fact #1:  I’m a skinny bastard with hairy ass satan-like jackal legs.

I find it so absurd that we see unibrows as unattractive.

just cruisin’ through life.

(via fucking-pikey)

weedporndaily:

Puff puff pass

Newest discovery:

Tortilla chips and vanilla icecream

Had my first date with Molly today. I was rather disappointed, but to be fair I don’t think she was feeling her best. I’m sure I’ll see her around soon though.