All i want is a place where i can scream at the top of my lungs.
I’ve found that wikipedia is far more addictive than porn. Hopefully it’s a healthier addiction
get to know me
fact #1: I’m a skinny bastard with hairy ass satan-like jackal legs.
I find it so absurd that we see unibrows as unattractive.
Tortilla chips and vanilla icecream
Had my first date with Molly today. I was rather disappointed, but to be fair I don’t think she was feeling her best. I’m sure I’ll see her around soon though.
The white man regards the universe as a gigantic machine hurtling through time...– Nelson Mandela
Next time I trip I plan to watch the movie A.I. Any thoughts on if you think this would be a good choice? Also taking other suggestions.
New workout plan:
Strap 15 pound weights to my wrists before masturbating.
I wish i was a pirate. Or a samurai. Or maybe some combination of the two. That’d be pretty awesome.
God damn, I’m so tired of dumb ass teenagers getting in trouble with legal drugs and bringing negative attention to it. Some 14 year old in my state went to the hospital cause he smoked too much synthetic cannabis. While I’ve never used Spice or K2, i hate to see this happen to substances that others can enjoy. It casts a negative shadow on all substance users when a mom goes on tv...
But at least we all will be together, if the Fates allow, From now on we’ll have to muddle through somehow.
How is it that whenever parents think they are doing something for our own good, it never seems that way to us?
Goddammit. I’m so tired of people posting and rebloging news articles/current events on tumblr without providing a source. If the person you are rebloging from didn’t provide a source, please try a find one yourself before posting it. I see people on here always complaining about the populace being a bunch of sheep. Well, if you blindly believe the words of some person on the internet...
So i just had this dream
I apologize in advance if this is boring/uninteresting. i wanted to write it down as quickly as possible so i didnt forget details, and it’s not intended to be entertaining. Me and my good friend D were walking to class back at my high school. Our class was out in one of the trailers. We decided to take the path that would take us to the back of our destined trailer. A large hill slopes...
Throughout my childhood and adolescence I used to hear people say, “The world is a dark and scary place”. I am now beginning my life as an adult. I think i finally understand what they meant. Or perhaps it’s taken on a whole new meaning.
everything I’ve ever wanted to experience in life i can do in Skyrim
I wish running away from your problems actually did something. it’s a shame it doesn’t. cause if it did i would run away from all my problems. and i would run away from myself.
exploring your body with your hands while on shrooms is absolutely weird.
So i took some shrooms this past saturday night...
yes, the same night that we set our clocks back for daylight savings. Looking at my phone and thinking that only an hour had gone by instead of two totally fucked up my head. huuuuuuuuge mind fuck.
ZERO GRAVITY TOILET PASSENGERS ARE ADVISED TO READ INSTRUCTIONS BEFORE USE - 1. The toilet is of the standard zero-gravity type. Depending on requirements, System A and/or System B can be used, details of which are clearly marked in the toilet compartment. When operating System A, depress lever and a plastic dalkron eliminator will be dispensed through the slot immediately underneath. When...
I’m only 20 and i’m already missing my younger years. what the fuck.
I wish i could move my family to cali so i could get my mom some medical marijuana. She needs it far more than almost everyone i know.