get to know me
fact #1: I’m a skinny bastard with hairy ass satan-like jackal legs.
I find it so absurd that we see unibrows as unattractive.
Tortilla chips and vanilla icecream
Had my first date with Molly today. I was rather disappointed, but to be fair I don’t think she was feeling her best. I’m sure I’ll see her around soon though.
The white man regards the universe as a gigantic machine hurtling through time...– Nelson Mandela